Ms. Paige hears our hourly alexa alarms and pops up from her tv watching to sit on the potty. Except she pulls down her pants and waddles all the way across the room to the bathroom with her little bum hanging out. Shes not afraid of it anymore – she doesn’t resist it anymore our […]

This gazpacho is a home run. Hopefully i drink it out of the fridge before it starts growing white fuzzies. Turns out i forgot to dice my jalapeno so had to do that this morning and then divide it among my containers. Gobbled it up at lunchtime. Mixed in some leftover dinner roll and ate […]

Everybody wonders if they have left the right impression on their kids, molded themselves in the image of what they wish for them, praying that they turn out all right. Paige is a success at all the things that Jenna did not soak up. This child is the most polite, conscientious kid. Says please almost […]

At some point in the middle of darkness an intruder entered our bed…this time her feet were friends with mommys head instead of mine. But just as they were getting acquainted i spun ms. Paige around…little did i know the consequences. She cuddled up on top of me. I couldn’t move or risk waking her […]

I was so upset yesterday. It was near bedtime and I was so thirsty for a cold beverage and the fridge was empty. I soldiered on. I put a new bottle of spicy juice in there and set a glass to chill overnight. This morning it was everything i was hoping for. And then i […]