I Voted.

I swear some of these election judges, the highlight of their day is to teach some young kids how to use a touchscreen voting machine. It is like they are so happy to have the opportunity to demonstrate. Maybe the number of in-person voters is just so small they are legitimately bored. The other precinct which was voting on the other side of the room was dead. The chicks who were manning that table looked sufficiently bored out of their minds.